| Mini language intros: | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| C# for C++ programmers | A short description of the main differences and philosophy | With a name like Swift, you know there's some funny stuff. | Swift for programmers |
| Unity3D for beginners | Not even an intro. An intro to an intro | It sure is a lot of typing | Intro to typescript |
| Starting Unity3D for programmers | It's all just event-based C# coding, serialization for automatic set-up, and standard game APIs. | It used to be simple but wordy, right? | Java has gotten strange |
| Self-taught programmers | If you absolutely won't read a book, the highlights of what you may be missing | ||
| Scala for programmers | If you base a language on Java, what insane things can you do and still have it be better? Lots. | Turns out, it's basically more javascript | Intro to jquery |
| C#'s database language | It's much better than it looks -- it's mildly amusing! | They're not that different | Polymorphic Functions |
| javascript classes | You have to really love classes to try this | New frameworks are always better than doing it yourself | OR/M's are way better than databases |
| Python for programmers | Turns out you don't need type safety | It's a whole web framework, in code | Django for programmers |
| Git for earthlings | The names of the terms are like crossword clues | Java and javascript together at last | Kotlin is the best(*) |
| React is a Hammer | Not some add-on. This cumbersome sledge pounds misbehaving events | Who would "improve" Perl into this? | Ruby |
| GOlang | Google made a language. And it starts with the 1st two letters of Google | A web framework. Apparently "Clumsular" was taken | Angular2 |
| There's stuff you'll run into which is from an alternate world where programming was banned, so everyone had to disguise coding advice as the ravings of madmen. Here's some: | |||
| Don't use Design Patterns |
People keep recommending these. They're hoping you can figure them out, then explain it to them. | ||
| dry | If I explained it to you, I'd be in violation of it. | ||
| solid | You know that joke how you solve a jigsaw puzzle the easy way by forcing the pieces? If you like that, you'll love s.o.l.i.d. | ||
| refactoring | Because programming is exactly like solving equations. | ||
| Tech Debt | As usual, it is neither. | ||
| mocking C# | If it's not your first language, you'll need frequent breaks to laugh at it. | ||
switch from switch |
A bad implementation of a bad idea. | ||